Lindsey:

We do our best to collect everything the deceased was born with, but in certain cases it’s very difficult–if not impossible–to find everything. Probably the hardest to “round up” in my opinion is an intra-oral shotgun wound that takes place outdoors. The shotgun blast is so devastating that it can create fragments of bone and brain matter that are similar in size to shattered glass. The small size is bad enough, but the difficulty of the task is compounded when you consider these fragments are scattered in the grass for up to fifty feet in every direction.

A Douglas

Look, if you ever want to know about the grotesque and mysterious business of television news, you just, um, let me know.